It was an AMAZING morning with the sun shining its COLOSSAL beams of radiant light. The nerd would have been frolicking in the flowers outside if it wasn't for his obsession of YouTube videos. At the moment, he was watching a SPOOF on how to DECAPITATE a donkey's head. This PARODY was only considered to be funny by him because on the CONTRARY, it was completely ludicrous. Once the video was over he decided to spend his time more wisely...... He would play MONOPOLY. Having no one to play with, he picked up the phone and decided to call his GNARLY friends (which were only imaginary). With his imaginary friends he grabbed the game board down from the top shelf and placed the dice into his hands in a suspicious position. He shook his hands and released the dice. As they flung through the air he screamed at the top of his lungs that he would get snake eyes. His imaginary friends gazed in amazement as the dice revealed two ones..... BLASPHEMY! How could he predict the future?! At that very moment.... a TSUNAMI ripped through the windows of the nerds basement. Gasping for air, the nerd reached around the room to find a steady object to hold onto. Sooner or later, he grasped his hands around the bathroom pipe. Determined to wait out this storm, he closed his eyes and paced himself for the next wave. As it crashed against the walls, it flung him into the wall and knocked him unconscious......
In the distance a MAGNILOQUENT voice could be heard. As it drew near the words could be heard, "Is anyone alive?" The nerd rose to his knees and tried to speak but only foul sea water spewed from his mouth. The voice could be heard againg, and again, and again... Until he stopped SURREPITIOUSLY. The nerd looked up and gazed in awe at the figure of a tall muscular man. From this point on, the nerd respected and followed this man like a MYRMIDON. They lived happily ever after.
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