Tuesday, October 6, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Lost Lotto Ticket

Now I know if you found a lost lotto ticket worth $TEN MILLION of course it would be the proper thing to return it, right? But COME ON!!!! IT'S TEN MILLION DOLLARS!!! THAT IS A LOT OF DOUGH! Imagine what you could do with ten million dollars!!! If I found that ticket i would shove it in my pocket and start saying "What ticket? I don't know what your talking about. I haven't seen a ticket. Nope no ticket ticket here. not at all. Lotto tickets? What are you talking about? I have no clue what you are talking about." Nobody would suspect a thing!
After that I would cash it and tell NOBODY and I mean NOOOOOOOBODY about the money that I found. First I would hire an army of ninjas (not to mention a ninja trainer who would train me) to do all of my biddings and protect me from anyone who wants to steal all my new money. After that I would buy my own undiscovered, deserted island and hire builders to build me a floating mantion in the clouds. After that I would easily buy all the electronics and what not i really wanted on EBAY. I could buy a jetpack, hoverboard anything! That would be the life......
There are endless possiblities of what to do! Now the real question is "what would you do? Keep it or return it?" (hint: go with option one)

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