The Desk Who Loves To Party

Boy am I tired…. YAWWWWWWNNNN….. Being a desk who loves to party in the classroom at night (what else did you think desks did when nobody was watching?), I am sooo tired. The reason why desks don’t move is because we party all night long. If we didn’t party, we could talk and walk just like all of you! Also to top it all off, people sit on me, write on me, lean on me, wobble me and even push me over. I don't have enoiugh strenght to talk or to move so I can't kick these bufoons off my back. As soon as my sight catches the kids running toward their first class, I realize that I will have to survive another day of being sat on and pushed around. They scramble into the classroom....... and the only thing that I can try to do is sleep. My legs feel like they have been turned to jelly and soon I am off to slumber……..land………ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ