"After a long day of punching, he had realized that his pinkie had grown a toaster! How convenient is that?! HE CAN NOW HAVE BREAKFAST ON THE GO! This is going to help that man's morning routine outstandingly!
Usually when he wakes up, he have to use a regular toaster and wait one minute oh so boringly but now with the new and improved pinkie toaster, he can have breakfast on the go! In the car...... on the sidewalk..... at the store..... ANYWHERE! Do you wish that you could be this guy? Well now you can with the pattended toaster growing machine! Just insert you finger into this hole here and......... VOILA! You now have the new and improved toaster pinkie! This is a $40.00 value but we are going to give it to you for an amazing price of only seven................. easy payments of $65.99. If you aren't satisfied yet we'll throw in a free hand phone making machine for only seven more payments of $78.99! Call now to 1-800-verybaddeal and receive both the hand phone and pinkie toaster growing machines. REMEMBER: Call 1-800-verybaddeal for these great products!
side effects include: sneezing, coughing, diarrhea, vomiting, melting, spasms, random yelling, exsesive laughing, twitching, punching, kicking, rabies, flapping, floating, bouncing, disintagrating, burning and eventually dieing! Batteries not included. Must be 6 or older to call." the nautical commercial host says.
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this story was the best i have heared all day and I think that you are a excellent writer. Also you made it so intresting just to read on.You could use more dressups though.
ReplyDeleteI like how you made it into a comercial instead of a story. You used a lot of good description words. You should really think of becoming a writer. One thing that you could work on is for this story making sure people know it's a comercial.
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