Dumbo

My name is James but my friends call me Dumbo. The reason they call me this ubsurd name is because during class, the teacher occasionally asks me a question and all I can think of to say is "Did you say something?" It only happended ONCE!.......... Maybe twice........ oh okay thirty two times! It's not my fault that I have a small or limited attention span! Speaking of small attention spans.... They also say I have ADHD. To be honest I think.... Hey is that a chair? I love chairs! I can sit in them...... and jump over them.......and sleep on them...... Oops! Sorry about that.... I kinda got off topic........ Back to what I was saying; Just because I have a hard time paying attention to when boring, old people talk doesn't mean that they have the right to call me names! They make me REALLY, REALLY FURIOUS sometimes. I just want to smack them upside the head! I also feel like screaming so loud it will shatter Mt. Everest! It's not just my friends either! Last math class I got "confused" when the teacher asked me what 2+2 equals so I just thought of the thing that first poped into my head which ended up being monkeys. I thought the teacher asked me about monkeys so I told him my whole fifth grade animal report on them. Don't even get me started about how much I know about monkeys! OH....MY......GOODNESS....... Is that a................. book?